August 3, 2006 at 12:32AM And doesn’t everybody know that ninjas are all Jewish?
I have to hand it to Twenty Major: Every one of his pieces is an instant classic. I just had to quote from his current one though:
“Hmmm, interesting. On the other hand it could just mean that Jews, as well as being excellent for balancing your chequebook and dispensing other financial advice, are really fucking good at fighting. I mean, if you were no good at it why would you make your country right in the middle of a load of other countries who hate you?”
“That is a good point. Like if you went to a bar and you sat at a table surrounded by all your enemies. Only a double-hard bastard would attempt anything so crazy. Jews are like Bruce Willis from the Die Hard movies. Totally outnumbered by people who want to kill him but are so crap at shooting their guns in his face he always manages to fight them off and save the day.”
1 On August 11, 2006 at 9:25, Michael Rea wrote:
I’m sure askaninja.com would enjoy this!